covid-38
this one is an easy mathematical equation used to describe those unlucky enough to contract the virus twice. covid-19 + covid-19… get it? hopefully you don’t.
covidiot/moronavirus/maskhole
there can never be enough terms to describe the subsection of people who, for whatever reason, refuse to follow medical guidance on staying safe during the pandemic, preferring instead to act on whatever impulse moves them at the moment, even to the detriment of others. despite not believing the science, they’ll still hoard more than their share of supplies because, you know, freedom.
covidivorce
humans weren’t meant to spend unending amounts of time isolated in enclosed spaces and we certainly weren’t meant to do it with other, similarly stressed out people — no matter how much we love them. the pandemic can, and has, taken a toll on mental health and relationships in ways that won’t be fully understood for years to come. when the virus causes incurable cracks in the foundation of a relationship, a covidivorce usually isn’t far behind.
covidsomnia
sadly, spending more than a year working in close proximity to one’s bed does not guarantee a good night’s sleep. humans were overstressed and under-rested before the pandemic dropped a dump truck full of new fears on our collective doorstep and
far too many of us are tossing and turning
instead getting the vital rest needed to tackle another blursday.