for christmas, will their leader get his security clearance?
dental care, child care, what more could there be?
school food and pharmacare
they tore up our deal. they started to gloat,
but guess what happened on the next confidence vote.
supply management and seniors, the bloc has lots to say—
i don’t really understand, mr. speaker, je ne parle pas français.
to calm caucus rebels, we cut the gst,
a small christmas gift from the liberals and me.
groceries are high. there’s trouble with the mail,
but we still have a chance to win cloverdale.
now, mr. speaker, it’s not a contest, so i don’t mean to brag,
but it’s only our leader whose name is on a flag.
one final thought though, canada ain’t broke.
though i will admit we may be a bit woke.
mr. speaker, colleagues, merry christmas and happy holidays, too.
may we all get a christmas card from a randy or two.
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